Sunday, November 2, 2008

Cannibal Moxie


WARNING: This post may contain graphic material too disturbing for young viewers. 

I came  home one day to discover this shocking and horrific scene. 


I don't think Barbie even knew what had happened before suddenly she was in the deathpaw grip of this barbarian. 

And the most terrifying pic of all. Look at those too perfect to be realistic plastic  Barbie legs underneath the beast.  

I finally managed to wrestle this helpless girl out of jaws of  the savage Moxie monster.  Her arm was a little mangled and she may never walk again, but her main concern was that chunks of her hair were missing and those extensions had cost her a bundle of money. Hopefully we won't have a Mattel lawsuit on our hands.  

1 comment:

Dave and Michelle Howell said...

I hope you don't get turned in to the CTBU (cruetly to barbie union)

Dad